Who is Lip? 
Welcome to Lippy's personal web page!
Who is Lip?
Lippy is just a nick name for Robert. Robert is an exhausted senior who is about to graduate from Campbell Memorial High School. Since school has taken so much out of Lip he will devote lots of his time "bumming" this summer. Bumming will include being with a certain woman M.E. (a.k.a. "Neen"). Then if she lets Robert he will probably go golfing, fishing, and do some other activities with the rest of the B.U.M.'s. Once the summer passes by Robert will start college at Y.S.U.. Lip will Bum five years at college until he gets his bammered life organized.
| Sports |
| Relaxing |
| Entertainment |
When Robert isn't sleeping you can usually catch him watching some type of sport on television. Before a certain person came into his life Robert would eat, sleep, and sh#t all kinds of sports. One of the few things Robert regrets in life is that he didn't participate in enough organized sports. He would of rather played basketball, football, baseball, and golf instead of flipping burgers.
His favorite professional teams are:
A favorite pastime of Lippy's is relaxing. The best place to do so is in the bedroom, however when necessary it can be done anywhere. Relaxing includes day-dreaming and sleeping. He likes to relax at school and social events, especially at Proms. Relaxing gets Lippy through tough days by easing stress caused by society and "Neen". The only negative from relaxing is that you avoid reality. Relaxing makes Robert forget that his life really sucks sometimes.
Lippy needs entertainment like any other smuck. He loves to watch professional sports on television. Robert's favorite T.V. shows are X Files and Beavis and Butthead. Besides television Lip enjoys to play playstation. His favorite games are live '98 and gameday '98. He will never out grow video games and will kick "Rocco's" but in Madden till the day he dies. (dies from stress caused by M.E.) Robert likes to watch wrestling. He prefers WCW but will watch WWF because it's so corny.
Who isn't Lippy?
Lippy doesn't listen to much music. He
feels most music(rock, rap, alternative, R&B, country, etc.) represents nothing but
garbage. Lip isn't a social person. He won't go club hopping, partying,
or kickin it because everyone else does so. Robert hates dancing. If you
don't like music how can you get into dancing? He isn't flashy or energetic and
Robert likes to keep to himself. Lip doesn't smoke or drink. He
has never tried or never will either. Robert would choose to sit home on a
Friday night then try to fit in with his peers by drinking the night away. He isn't
phony. Everything he says and does he believes in whether it's popular or not.
If their
are any people out their viewing this web page Robert would like them to know that he
dedicates this web page to "Neen". If it wasn't for her this project would
of never been done because he would still be sleeping in class.
